The holidays are upon us. All is merry and bright. Well, all except your neighborhood postal worker. He or she is freezing their striped pants off, delivering last minute gifts. The must-haves, the never-will-play-withs, and the I-can't-believe-I-paid-the-rush-shippings are all being humped around this very moment.
Life is not a Marvelettes song. We can't wait for Mr. Postman, because our loved ones will never forgive us if their electric socks don't arrive on time. There is a way, however, to avoid crowded stores and the stresses of expedited shipping.
The gift ideas below are what procrastinators' dreams are made of:
AQUARIFFIC IDEAS
Google your local aquarium.
Go to TICKETS link
Press, Pay, Print
Done
Cost: $13 per ticket (on average)
Here, in the NY metro area, there are a bunch of fun aquariums
NYAQUARIUM.COM
Visit the above site, or your local one, for instant aquarium and zoo tickets. Currently running 10% off sale.
Just purchase child's ticket if $trapped.
You can always purchase adult's at the gate, when your bank account comes back to life.
*Theme it up!
Purchase a small freshwater aquarium kit ($30 - $50) It would made an awesome companion to the aquarium tickets. The tank could cover a gaggle of children with one pop.
"Each of you get to pick out a baby fish." Baby fish = small, cheap, tetra.
When holidays die down, head to pet store and scoop up a few colorful minnows.
Not looking to make tank commitment? Afraid the kids will have floating guppies before the ball drops?Fighting or goldfish can be purchased with bowl and food for $10-$20
COUCH POTATO FAVORITES
You are on the Internet right now. Why not bang out a few gifts for all ages?
Upgrade your cable package
*You can cancel at a later time if the family doesn't watch.
Tell the gift receiver to turn to channel X. You think the YULE LOG is roaring.
Subscribe to Streaming or Mail Movie/Game Service
*The evil goons at Netflix and Blockbuster will thank you, and so will the kids.
Sign up today and you can have them unwrap rentals while you explain.
Audible.com
*Have a reader or heavy commuter on the list?
Gift them the gift of an audio book subscription
Guitar Lessons
*The acoustic from Mom and Dad's career as a folk duo is sitting in the corner.
A string broke on the electric guitar that was last year's big gift, so it is rusting in the closet.
Break out the jams.
Magazine Subscription
*Sign up online. Head to store to purchase first copy as immediate gift.
Music, game, garden, food, fashion, entertainment, etc.
THE GIFT OF MUSIC
Music stores -- especially small ones -- are not jammed. You can find a sackful of cool gifts for the music lover in your family without grazing navels with another customer.
Chromatic Pitch Pipe
*Singers to musicians will dig this once they know the stars use it, too.
($10-$20)
Music Stand
*Your singer can rock lyrics on it.
Your musician will no longer put sheet music on the lap.
($10-$20)
Music Lessons
*There are tons of promos going on now.
Find a local store and work out a trial period.
FREE AND COOL
Art Space
*If you can, clear out a garage or basement. A corner, if not the whole shebang.
Put a note in gift box "Go to Room X"
Upon arrival to the room, explain that it is now dedicated to your child's passion.
Music rehearsal, band room, art room, fashion room, you name it.
If they take to it, great. If not, you can always reclaim it.
The idea is to give space for artistic growth.
PRE-PLANNED SMOKE SHOW!
Planned a trip? Kids have no clue about it? Make it theirs in the form of a gift.
Tricky, but effective.
Goggles in a box:
"Why goggles?"
"You will need them for your ski trip!"
etc.
Still undecided on wintry trip ideas?
Here a few to consider: Snow tubing, Skiing, Ice-fishing, Grandma's Florida condo
Take a peek at your credit card. If the black bar is grey, pitted with white, put the card back in your pocket. You have worn it out on Santa knows what. You can budget the cash you have left, or avoid tickling your credit limit, by using your noggin. I hope the above ideas helped springboard your own.
Now, Get Going!
Any tips, let us know.